Thursday, December 1, 2005
why can't the world be free?
why can't we all have a voice?
if you've got something to say, why can't you be heard?
through this blog i've been getting e-mails from people encouraging me to take what I believe futher. friends have been saying we should take the message to the streets. to the massess. to a world too caught up in limits and consequence to really enjoy life. we want to rid the world of shoulds, free it from expectations. soon the time will come when we will be heard.
when living a life with zero downside, zero consequence, zero limits will be rejoiced.
POSTED BY THE ZERO MOVEMENT AT 8:45 AM
Saturday, November 26, 2005
why can't pay increases come with responsibility decreases?
why are you rewarded for all your hard work with more hard work?
Why not "hey, good job, now here's a really cushy position for you, so put your feet up, cruise for the next few months, and oh by the way here's an extra couple of bucks to make the time go by".
why can't promotions come with less responsibility, more time off, and zero stress?
POSTED BY THE ZERO MOVEMENT AT 6:50 AM
Thursday, November 24, 2005
why can't relationships come with a gap year?
why is it when you finish school people encourage you to take a gap year to go an explore the world. why don't gap years come with all stages of life. more importantly, why don't relationships come with a gap year?!?!? a chance to go off and explore greener pastures, to sow some of them wild oats before you come back and start the next phase.
Want to backpack through europe while she wants to go study interperative dance with a pigmi tribe in africa? (trust me, this stuff happens) then call a gap year.
want to help a set of poor defenseless sweedish twins navigate their way around australia while she studies for her MBA? then call a gap year.
Explore, grow and come back better for the journey.
Say it with me people.... "Gap year!"
POSTED BY THE ZERO MOVEMENT AT 7:49 PM
Monday, November 21, 2005
why can't big nights come with zero morning afters?
with the party season well and truly here, what if you could have big nights out with zero consequence? No "where have you been?" no "what time do you call this?" no incriminating photos. no "what are you doing with a pelican?" no hazy recollections. and no struggle to bounce back the next morning. how great would life be if people let you cut loose every now and then. If the silly season really let you be silly, even encouraged it. and what if every invite to a party came with a get out of jail free card. what the world needs are big nights out with zero morning afters.
POSTED BY THE ZERO MOVEMENT AT 2:40 AM
Thursday, November 3, 2005
why can't a grunt...
why can't a grunt be considered a well thought out commentary on what was just discussed? "What did you think of the movie?" Grunt
"what should we have for dinner?" Grunt
"what do you wanna do tonight?" Grunt Sometimes an emphatic grunt is all that's needed.
Don't believe me, ask someone. If they grunt, i'm right.
POSTED BY THE ZERO MOVEMENT AT 7:40 AM
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