Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Why can't life come with a remote control?
If you look at the comments on here it seems we all want greater control of our lives. We want control over our jobs, relationships, leisure time, bodies, the weather, the waves, flying monkeys…you name it. How good would it be if life came with a remote control? That awesome date the other night - hit rewind and keep enjoying it over and over. A long day at work? Fast forward and 8 hours will feel more like 5 minutes. Feeling tired after a big night out? Hit pause and take some time out to recover. Got a moment you'd rather forget? Then just record something new over it. Surely someone out there can make us one? So who's up for the life remote? Patent Pending.
POSTED BY THE ZERO MOVEMENT AT 4:33 AM
I wish that life came with a remote as I have 3 rourdy boys that like to fight or stir all the time and the their father joins in the is never any peace in the house
Because you'd always lose it behind the couch (or was it on the coffee table, under those magazines? or was it on the bench when I got up to get something to eat? or was it ...) and be permanently stuck either:
i) listening to your neighbour/best friend/parents whinge
ii) at work under the watchful tyranny of your scowling heartless boss
iii) on monday mornings
Even if you do find it, it'd most probably be covered in grey hairy fluff and/or out of AA batteries.
Sounds pretty sweet! Here's hoping it can also handle the TV, DVD and stereo, too. I'm pretty sure my coffee table's going to break under the pressure of all the remote controls that currently 'live' on it. Chers, guys, keep it up, Jase.
COKE ZERO IS DA BOMB! yeah