Why can't we get sick on weekdays rather than weekends?

Maybe you love your job or maybe it's just a way to pay the rent. Wherever you stand on the job front, it'd be fair to say that after five days of putting in the hard yards at work, we all look forward to the weekend. Weekends give us a bit of time to regroup, so we're ready to face another week of work. So for the love of all things fair and good, where is the justice when we get sick on weekends rather than workdays? While your mates are out enjoying their freedom, you're laid up in bed drinking soup through a straw and watching a midday movie starring Elvis. And come Monday morning? Yep, you've made a full recovery just in time for work.

POSTED BY THE ZERO MOVEMENT AT 11:58 PM