why can't my footy team ever win?

I'm a very loyal bloke. I've had the same best mate since kindergarten, I've backed mates in the odd pub fight, and supported the same footy team since I was 5. So you'd think it wouldn't be too much to ask for my fave footy team to return the favour and win a few. every home game I'm there screaming my lungs out, full of confidence and hope but come the final siren the result is always the same. next week, I say, next week they'll be bathed in glory but next week never comes. So I'm taking matters into my own hands. I'm forming a footy team with my mates, entering the local league wearing my team's colours and bringing home the trophy and the glory for the boys!

POSTED BY THE ZERO MOVEMENT AT 9:11 AM

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just_plain_chrissy said...

go for gold